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18 Things you know when you live in a small home

1. You can make yourself heard wherever you are: “Oi, darling! Make me a cuppa!” “Where’s our remote control/biscuit tin/son?” 2. You can be heard when you don’t want to be. “Who were you on the phone to?” “Not my bookmaker and lover.” 3. If you work unsocial hours and need sleep, being within a couple of rooms of a toddler is like sleeping next … Continue reading 18 Things you know when you live in a small home